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Friday English- Quotations from Mark Twain

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛 A classic is a book which people praise and don’t read.

 Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.

 After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside without her.

 All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.

 Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

 Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing.

 Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

 Familiarity breeds contempt- and children.

 Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

 Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn’t.

 Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.

 God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

 Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

 Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy must have somebody to divide it with.

 Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

 I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

 I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

 I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

 I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said, "I don't know.

 If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 工作学习 / English / Friday English- Quotations from Mark Twain
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛 A classic is a book which people praise and don’t read.

     Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.

     After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside without her.

     All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.

     Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

     Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing.

     Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

     Familiarity breeds contempt- and children.

     Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

     Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn’t.

     Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.

     God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

     Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

     Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy must have somebody to divide it with.

     Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

     I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

     I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

     I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

     I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said, "I don't know.

     If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • Hehe. Good stuff! Share an old joke about Mark Twain here (see inside).
      Once Mark Twain remarked: "All senators are SOB!". The comments apparently angried these big guys very much, who threatened of lawsuit against Mr. Twain if he did not take his words back. So Mark Twain made a little change on his original comments to make these senators happy : "All senators are NOT SOB."

      Then again, we all know what " All... not" means in English :-)